Monday, July 17, 2006

World News Tonight

The death toll in Haifa (Israel) is eight, and the international community is in an uproar. Someone must pay. The sidewalk cafes in Israel are empty. Summer camps have been cancelled. Did we neglect to mention the 50+ Lebanese people (mostly civilians) that have been killed by Israel?

Oh, and in other news, President Bush cursed today while lunching with Tony Blair in Russia. (Will he never learn that the mic is ALWAYS on?) He suggested Syria talk to Hezbollah and tell them to stop this "shit." While we were inclined to laugh at first, we realized this was perhaps one of the most coherent statements he's ever made. He knows what all the words mean, and he seemed to know what was going on. If only he would address all foreign policy like it was a fight between two of his fraternity brothers, we'd all be better off. No?

Just for kicks, we'll link to Fox News' coverage of Bush's public potty mouth:
Bush Curses Hezbollah on Live Microphone, Fox News
In Haifa, Shock and Determination, MSNBC

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