Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Kelly Rowland Celebrates Black History Month on The View

We tried not to say anything, because our sisters are getting a shot at filling Star Jones' chair, and it's an opportunity, blah blah blah. But come on now, it's just so humorous. There have been more black people on The View in the past two weeks, than in the past two years. We've seen Brandy twice, Deborah Roberts twice, and Tanika Ray was also a chocolate coated flavor of the week. Today, Kelly Rowland had her turn in the hot seat.

Poor Kelly, who looked fab btw, was a goner as soon as she sat down. The first thing out of Barbara's mouth was about Kelly's split with Dallas Cowboy Roy Williams. The D.C. girls are mum about almost everything - including their relationships. Clearly embarrassed and unprepared for the question, Kelly tried to dodge the bullet. But sensing a challenge, Babs pressed on. She asked why they broke up. She asked if anyone told them it wouldn't work. Kelly tried to keep her composure. She danced, ducked, and weaved. Little Kelly smiled and giggled to hide the faces she made when she wanted to call Barbara a bitch. But thankfully, the camera got it all. That poor child couldn't get an unsolicited word in edgewise. Her mouth just kept opening and closing.

The cats over at VH1's Best Week Ever also noticed that Barbara has been committing a cardinal sin with all of the sisters. She has been petting their hair like animals in a zoo. What's wrong with these people? Never seen a weave Barbara?????????

BTW, of all the lovely ladies that have been on the View, who's Rosie O'Donnell's favorite? Kelly Pickler. That lady's got class, I tell ya. Not television news anchor Deborah Roberts who might have something meaningful to contribute to a conversation, but Kelly Pickler.

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