John Ridley Is A Coon...

...in case you missed it in our other post. Apparently Michael Richards' behavior is justified because he is good white people and we are not. We have no behavior, or as this asswipe puts it, some black people are not demure...making them niggers apparently.

Enjoy: A Couple of "N Words" Walk into a Comedy Club, by John Ridley. Courtesy of The Huffington Post.

Do People Harbor Racist Thoughts? + 20 other questions

People harbor racist thoughts...and in today's news, "Water Still Wet." We didn't even break a sweat over the Michael Richards conflama (now referred to as anger, as opposed to bigotry). We didn't expect it to cause the eruption that Mel Gibson's remarks caused. After Paris Hilton called some acquaintances of hers n*****s and went on to produce a rap album on which several black rappers were guest artists, we knew not to expect much of nobody. Idiots. (P.S. Hooray for Tina Fey outing that monster for being a hideous bitch).

The more interesting race issue of the week? How white people will not let this OJ thing die. One white girl's death at the hands of a black man is not avenged, and people just cannot let it go. Deny the man a forum even to confess his stupidity, against his own interest. Wow. Why can't we all just think of this O.J. acquittal thing as payback for all the black men killed/jailed/etc. for breathing near white women in years gone by? What if we say we can't get over that? John Ridley posted some coonery about the whole mess on the Huffington Post. The title of his post reads "Hypocrites Al and Jesse Give a Killer a Pass." He has an equal justice vision of America. Whatever. In one particularly astute comment to the post, someone writes that "black America" would not have reacted the same way if Nicole was black. Well, umm, if we're being honest, this wouldn't be on the news if Nicole was black, now would it genius? We're over it.

Who told Jay-Z it was a good idea to put the Rump Shaker sample on any song...ever?