Monday, August 21, 2006

The Gaede Twins: Satan's Spawn



Oh sweet Lord, ABC won't stop it. There are two little white supremacist gremlins - Lamb and Lynx Gaede - aka "the Gaede Twins" on Nightline. They are Mary Kate and Ashley Olson on a steady diet of Third Reich texts. David Duke uses them to headline his white nationalist conferences, as they have garnered a huge following. Their schtick is that they sing white supremacist songs while playing the banjo. Hicks. Midget hicks.


One-half of the genius duo articulates her beliefs as follows: "We want our people to stay white…we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race." They play games like "dance around the swastika" to help reinforce their beliefs. (We couldn't make this up - the dance is a darling Irish jig). There is also a video game of which they are quite fond, where they go through "the ghetto," and kill blacks and Mexicans, who, incidentally, make gorilla sounds. The appropriate punishment for that poppycock? Caps in their asses, I say. Caps in their asses. I say bring your little song and dance to Marcy, or uh uh, Compton, or uh uh, Cabrini Green.


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