The Africanized Latinos, huh?

Arnold Schwarzenegger, former drug and sex addict, proud son of a Nazi, and now governor of California, was caught on tape explaining the hot-blodded temperment of Latinos, specifically Cubans and Puerto Ricans during a behind-closed-doors speech writing session.

According to Schwarzenegger, the latino blood mixed with the black blood makes for some pretty savage beings...which would explain the "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Carlos" spirit of Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia whom they were referring to at the time.

What's interesting, though, is the respsonse of some of the major latino politicians. Well, I'm not going to go there... I mean...we have frickin' Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice!

Breaking News: LOLA RESTAURANT IS BACK!!!

To all the New Yorkers who have been missing a certain fab black restaurant called Lola (formerly of W. 22nd Street), sound the trumpets, because Lola is back back back. After a protracted legal battle about their liquor license, it appears Lola will reopen somewhere near the Holland Tunnel. We hope our favorite tranny waiter Darrell will be back too. (BTW, racist neighbors beefed about the liquor license because they feared the restaurant, which was always a class act would become, a hip-hop club (quelle horror)).
Eatery Wins Booze Battle, Page Six, September 6, 2006

P.S. Also in New York gossip, are we the only people who didn't know about Miss Jones' antics with Beyonce's mother? Question for HR over at HOT 97...how many suspensions does one get before being umm, terminated?

It Doesn't Pay to Emulate U2....Especially if you're a Nigro

Sooooo...apparently our boy, Mos Def solidified his street cred with an arrest, last night, outside the MTV Video Music Awards.

A personal favorite of mine, this rapper extraordinaire took it upon himself to "Edutain" the masses (with sound system in tow) on the streets of NYC outside of the MTV Awards venue Thursday night.

Not unlike the impromtu rooftop stylings of U2, Mos Def took his message to the streetz with an ode to Katrina, a consciousness rap with a touch of "what the f*ck George Dubya"... only difference, the nigro was arrested.

Def was given a summons and was released FROM JAIL FRIDAY morning...

BTW...the Yahoo.com/Reuters version of the article is crap...check out the REAL DEAL here.

Where do I Begin...

Who would've "thunk" it... Celebrity Fit Club ... actually interesting?

Angie Stone done lost her mind for all the world to see making her the OFFICIAL black woman stereotype. Thanks, Ang... Isaac from the Love Boat, okay, okay, Ted Lange, gets tired of everybody's ass, while the rest of the entitled Fit Clubbers go ballistic on the "more docile than usual" panel. Flavor of Love almost got trumped with this weeks CFC episode...but not quite.

Flav will not be outdone (btw google image "Flava (not Flavor) of Love" to see what our girl Hoopz has been up to -- thaaaat trick)...!!!

Leave it to one of the biggest disgraces/guilty pleasures on tv to bump it up a notch when needed...

The girls of 2300 Flava Street had the opportunity to showcase their rump-shakin' skills for King Flav with the help of the negro male krumper and pale female choreographers (who wouldn't last one night in Atlanta with their moves). Needless to say, the routines were more than my "EYEZ" could stand, but in the end, Deelishis, Krazy and Nibblz won their one on ones on with the master of the house. The losers of the "shake your booty competition, started gossipin' while the cat was away with Toastee taking the cake; providing the ladies with their juiciest gossip of the night, but with shakey proof. Which led us to the payoff...you know, the reason why we watch the disaster in the first place...drama, drama, drama... A must see...

Survivor has been getting the publicity it pretty much sold its soul for and more.

The outrageous "Battle of the Races" concept from the show that should've been cancelled long ago has been getting WAY TOO MUCH PLAY on the cable news networks. Question: Are we supposed to believe that your fascist casting agents (mostly LMC women) are supposed to be equitable when it comes to their choice of players on each team? Is it a coincidence that after years of ignoring/degrading and insulting black women in the media, THIS is the ONE TIME that we are overrepresented? Instead of having 3 black males on the negroid team ( a la the Asian and Latino teams), Survivor decides that, for a physical competition, the blacks only need 2 males (one terribly out of shape and 45 years old) to everyone elses 3. Admittedly, the LMC team has 3 females and 2 males, but you and I both know of America's love affair with the LMC woman. Those chicks aren't going anywhere...

Please note the athletic backgrounds of, oh, everyone on the other teams compared to the nigros...

Now we don't play sports...ya'll are some real crazy muthas...

TBC

Breaking News: Condi AND Oprah Make Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List

Power Suit

Shock to end all shocks - there are two sisters and two brothers on the Best Dressed List in Vanity Fair's September Style Issue. For the mathematically challenged among us, that's a total of four negroes. Yay!

Condoleeza Rice is a best dressed woman, despite her best effort not to be included (wearing that confounded page boy hairdo). The honor has also been bestowed on Oprah, who in one year has compensated for a lifetime of fashion sins. Big ups to VF for putting Queen Rania of Jordan in their Hall of Fame. She is remarkably beautiful and always looks smashing.

Oswald Boateng (House of Boateng, Bravo) and Kanye West rep the dudes, appearing on the list with the likes of David Beckham (who, btw, looks sooo hawt), George Clooney, and Anderson Cooper. Kanye was his usual big-headed self. He believes that his occupation is to "be Kanye." And his favorite quote? "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal." Ron Burgundy, Anchorman. Idiot.

We're a little pissed about the quality of the article. The layout wasn't great, and the photos of the "best dressed" were unremarkable. We couldn't wait to get our grubby little mitts on the magazine when we read the teaser for the article on the cover. The spread was a letdown. Tisk tisk, VF.

Jay McGraw...just like a Man...

Don't let them fool you...even the most reasonable and sensitive of men cannot turn down a bleached blonde princess with a smile.

Go to Google images and type in "Erica Dahm" (leave out the quotes) and you'll get a hilarious pairing of pics in the second row ... Dr.Phil (whom I love), next to a shameless TRUE BOOTY shot of his new daughter-in-law AND her sisters!!! Hi-larious!

Papa must be proud...

Kanye...Guess there's no Hope for Brooke, huh?

"Alexis" who?

Rumored, but now confirmed, Mr. West has reportedly proposed during a recent two-week-long overseas vacation, to his long-time girlfriend/ex-girlfriend "Alexis" who is NOT to be confused with ex-girlfriend, MTV assistant turned myspace ranter, model, Brooke Crittendon.

"Alexis", according to reports, was his "back home" girlfriend who was there for him even before his infamous car accident. Crittendon, the self-proclaimed "Baddest-Chick" of SU (more like chickenhead) is probably pulling out her hair at the news.

"Brooke, you know I hooked you up with this pic, there were many disasters to choose from..."

What Can I Say? It's Flav!

Another year, another frickin' hog race on the VH1 mega-successful Sunday night and no...I am not talking about Celebrity Fit Club.

Enter Flava of Love, the

What the $%^#!!!!

Move over Rock...

Lance Bass, formerly of the group N'Sync, is gay. Now it's possible that this has been a "well-known secret" among the Hollywood wags, but since I was never force-fed anyone but Mr. Justin Timerlake, it never occured to me to take stock of the group and its members.

Bass claims to be in a relationship with "Amazing Race 4" winner Reichen Lehmkuhl who partnered with Chip Arndt as a "married" couple on the CBS reality show. Guess that's over.

'N Sync singer worried he would harm group - CNN.com
Lance Bass reveals that he's gay - MSNBC

Naomi Campbell Gets Arrested...Again.

Never Scared

Is this a joke? Naomi broke up with her man, and today she went to his house to get her stuff. He had to call the cops, and they arrested her for "creating a disturbance." Keep it gutter girl.
Naomi Campbell Is Reportedly Arrested, ABC News